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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Old Lady Status

Well, tonight a precious sister was amazed at my age (i think she was being nice) but she thought I was a lot younger. Then, last week Morgan and I were at TJ Maxx and the cashier asked me if Morgan was my sister. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! That really made me crack up!
I really am a super old lady trapped in a somewhat younger body. Here goes the TMI (too much information) I have always had problems with....drumroll...constipation. I have tried every fiber (I will not take a laxative...I would be in the bathroom suffering severe cramps for days) under the sun and I was even put on some medicine more recently (called Amitiza) it worked for oh about 2 days. Now I am down to drinking up the mineral oil. So while people may think I look young I am in fact an old lady. I just got finished eating 2 bean burritos in hopes that they might work miracles. My man goes to the bathroom when he looks at food. Must be nice! I can seriously go for a couple of weeks and nothing. Aren't you so glad that I just shared this...no shame people no shame! I did have a thought today that maybe I should start making this a matter of prayer...
While people think I am popping pills...don't worry it is just bulk fiber! LOL!!

3 comments:

Teri said...

You are so funny! I think I am so much like you...I will pretty much share just about anything with my friends. Especially if something is going on strange with my body! I am actually suprised about that for you...because you work out, usually that keeps you regular! I hope things start moving better for you! LOL! But prayer for sure doesn't hurt!

Tam said...

..."This too shall pass"

=)

Shelly said...

LOL!!! NO YOU DIDN'T!

And I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this is your post, or Tam's comment about 'This too shall pass."

Pray about it girl. He's concerned! lol! (CeCe says so!)